Some people think that the most important division is between those who believe in God and those who do not. Others say the true dividing line is between conservatives and liberals. Yet more regard humanity’s separation into men and women to be all important. Rubbish!!!
The true all-important battle-line of mankind is of course between PC owners and those smug, arrogant Mac slaves. As a loyal adherent of the righteous PC, I found interesting the above report on the latest Mac folly by the only trustworthy news source on the net, the Onion. We laugh because it’s funny and we laugh because it’s true. Only Mac users could be gulled into spending hard-earned cash on something so completely useless!
Now, I must cut this short. I have a tech guy coming over to straighten out a few small problems I have encountered using Vista. One of the many joys of owning a PC is that you quickly can get on a first name basis with tech support, especially due to the never-ending desire of Microsoft to make life easier and simpler for those of us who are proud of handing our dollars over to Lord Gates. I am sure Windows 7, will be worth every dollar I spend on it, and on those dedicated tech guys and gals to correct any problems that arise. Ah bliss!
As an avowed slave to all things, Mac, I approve.
Hilarious.
The scary thing is when Apple develops computers that you don’t have to be able to read to use.
Bill,
If you’ve ever read the comments on YouTube (or many other sites), you realize such a computer must have already been invented.