Hattip to Big Hollywood. Of course we know this could never happen. NORAD  has been an ally of Santa for years.
Yeah, That Would Rate A Lump Of Coal
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 41 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.