From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Well the featured “medium” I suppose was either intended to be a fake (A fake “medium”? Astounding!) or just a naturally boring guy. The humor works better if he is simply naturally boring. I once attended a lecture on roller coasters and the professor speaking managed the considerable feat of making roller coasters seem dull and tedious. Some people have a natural ability to take any activity, no matter how exciting, and drain the life completely from it.
Hard to believe that Scotland once produced Highland troops, some of the toughest fighting men on Earth: Gingerbread men have been