Aarg Maties, I can scarcely believe that it is Talk Like a Pirate Day again. As a landlubber lawyer, I have only one thing to say to pirates: amateurs!
The above sentence translated into pirate: “Aarg Maties, I can scarcely believe that it be Talk Like a Pirate Day again. As a landlubber lawyer, I have only one thin’ t’ say t’ pirates: amateurs! ” Go here to amuse yourselves with the English to Pirate Translator.