1. Captive audience for my bad jokes.
2. Relief from the strain of having too much money.
3. Lots of practice in learning to count to ten.
4. Lots of practice in asking, “What did your Mom say?”
5. An ever growing appreciation for my old man.
7. Seeing flashes of me, my bride, and other relatives in the way the kids behave.
8. Witnessing endless “Eureka!” moments in the kids.
9. Learning new facets of love each day.
10. Realizing why the proudest title for God is Father.