Countess Von Zeppelin Accuses Theodore Roosevelt

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Countess Isabella Von Zeppelin through her attorney and medium Gloria “no spectral ambulance should go unchased” Allred, today accused former President Theodore Roosevelt of groping her.  Through unearthly sobs, the spirt of the Countess wailed, “It was while he was a student in Germany.  He asked me if I wanted to see his collection of stuffed animals.  Always having an interest in taxidermy I followed him into his room.  While I was admiring a stuffed owl, the American swine had the effrontery of tapping me on the shoulder to direct my attention to a stuffed raven.  I off course fled the room in tears.  I have remained silent for well over a century with this shame and I now had to speak out.”

Ms. Allred then challenged Congress to conduct a séance to bring President Roosevelt back from the dead to face ex post facto impeachment.  Repeated requests for comment from the former President have gone unanswered.

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7 Comments

  1. You might want to change the headline to make it clear it’s a joke. The headline is all some people read.

  2. Ok, Don, I gots to know. Is this really true? or is this fake news? How does Gloria get her invoices to Countess paid? Has she channelled Fric and Frac for what St. JFK did to them regularly? Guy McClung, Texas

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