From the only reliable news source on the net, The Onion:
NINTH CIRCLE, HELL—Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not allow any more Catholic priests to enter hell. “This place is completely overrun with those monsters, and frankly, they kind of creep me out,” said the Prince of Darkness, adding that every time he looked up, he saw another recently deceased member of the Roman Catholic clergy being cast down into the fires of hell, where each is expected to be tortured until the end of time by Satan and his minions.
Go here to read the rest. A few years ago I noted that I thought that Pope Francis was the worst Pope since Alexander VI. Pope Alexander, I humbly apologize for the odious comparison. Heck of a job Francis, heck of a job.