PopeWatch: Predator

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News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

HOLLYWOOD, CA—After resigning from his position in the Catholic Church in disgrace, ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick has reportedly signed on for a role in a sequel to The Predator, a reboot of the classic film franchise.

McCarrick will play the eponymous role of the Predator, a vicious alien who stalks and preys on innocent people for sport.

“This guy’s audition was perfect: creepy, disgusting, manipulative—everything we need in a fearsome sentient humanoid alien possessing futuristic weaponry and a predatory instinct,” said one casting agent. “He was downright intimidating in his interpretation of an extraterrestrial predator with thermal vision and large mandibles that could crush a man’s skull.”

“We expect Uncle Ted to be a Hollywood mainstay in a variety of villainous roles for years to come,” he added.

 

Go here to read the rest.  PopeWatch would note that the Vatican has refused to confirm or deny that the Pope will be appearing in a remake of Christopher Marlowe’s play Faust.

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2 Comments

  1. Ha! Brilliant Don. You’re sharper than ever.

    But does Arnie pulverise him in this version? Hope so.

    In all seriousness, I still can’t believe a decrepit, creepy prune like McCarrick caused so much evil. By the look of him, you could swat him with a feather duster. Drop him in the middle of Syria and he would be squealing like the cowardly pig that he is.

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