Donald R. McClarey

“As God as my Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!”

Well actually some Turkeys can.  Wild Turkeys can fly, albeit clumsily and not more than about 100 yards at a time.  Domestic Turkeys, bred for the table, cannot fly, largely due to their overdeveloped chests, home to all that prized

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Extraordinary

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:     Addressing the crisis of dwindling lay vocations, Fr. Donald Spenser of St. Lawrence Catholic Church anointed the Catholic Church’s first ever extraordinary ministers

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Donald R. McClarey

Give ‘Em a Point for Honesty

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   MENLO PARK, CA—In a move to better filter out unapproved positions and people, Facebook unveiled its new Bigot Recognition Technology (BRT) at a press event Tuesday. The new tech automatically

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Donald R. McClarey

Democratic as Adjective

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   ARLINGTON, VA—At a press conference on Thursday, American Nazi Party leader Emmett Scoggins told reporters that his group is not trying to instate full-on Nazism, but a much

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Praise

  PopeWatch attempted to have Mr. Eastwood sing Yahweh’s People Dance for Joy, and PopeWatch was lucky to escape with his life.    

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: One With Nineveh and Tyre

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—The city of Washington has declared a state of emergency after the Almighty condemned the city, being unable to find ten righteous people anywhere near the nation’s capital. Senator

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Donald R. McClarey

Vote Democrat!

The brilliant Allie Beth Stuckey boils down Democrat campaign ads to their essence.  All that is needed is a cameo at the end by Bill Clinton endorsing the Me Too Movement and how all women must be believed.  We live

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Donald R. McClarey

Even Hell Hath Its Standards

  News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   U.S.—A horde of demons known as “Legion” begged the Lord to cast them out of a hysterical mob of outraged liberals and into the abyss during a violent protest

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: YouTube

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   Pope Francis and bishops from around the globe unanimously decided to actually try to do something about the sexual abuse crisis after YouTube went

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Donald R. McClarey

Believe all Women!!! Except:

    News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to

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Donald R. McClarey

If it Looks Like a Duck

Hattip to Dave Griffey! I pray that Elizabeth Warren is the Democrat nominee for President in 2020.  I have seen plenty of politicians with bad political instincts, but few like Warren with suicidal political instincts.

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Donald R. McClarey

Well That’s a Relief

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of

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Donald R. McClarey

The Kavanator

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—The death toll from Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s first week on the Supreme Court has just topped 330 million, a report from the CDC indicated Friday. As soon as the

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Bus

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   The Vatican said this past weekend that it had reached an agreement with China on the process of constructing the “largest, most biggest ever”

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Donald R. McClarey

Actually This Explains a Lot

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WORLD—The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to a grim conclusion regarding the rapid warming of the earth, should people not band together to give more power over to

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Donald R. McClarey

Democrats Aren’t Obnoxious Enough

  News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—After failing to stop the confirmation of Justice Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, the left pointed to what they think was their main area of failure: they just weren’t

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Donald R. McClarey

Well, It’s About Time Is All I Can Say

  NEW YORK—In a heartfelt social media statement to her fans, singer–songwriter Taylor Swift broke her long-standing political silence Monday to support restoring an all-powerful shōgun to its rightful place on the throne of Japan. “Hey guys, Taylor here—I’m writing

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Trump the Pope

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   The Vatican’s recent agreement to give America say over bishop appointments has critics accusing the Church of caving in to the current administration’s pressure.

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Donald R. McClarey

Makes Sense

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—All Republican members of the United States Senate have been placed on official lockdown after known murderers publicly made ominous threats of violence against them. The group of murderous

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Donald R. McClarey

In The Name of God

Any day with a new Lutheran Satire video is a good day!  Hattip to my bride for bringing it to my attention.  I have spoken to Jehovah Witness door to door evangelists since I was a teenager and found them

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Faking It

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:   Pope Francis has called the presidents from bishops conferences around the world for a February summit to discuss how to better look like they

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Donald R. McClarey

Just Friends

  News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: GLENDALE, CA—Writers for VeggieTales have confirmed to press that stars Bob and Larry are accountability partners and nothing more.  The statement came after progressive outrage over Sesame Street’s confirmation that Bert and

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Donald R. McClarey

Patheos v. Christ

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   SEATTLE, WA—After reading several chapters from the gospels over the weekend, local progressive believer Wendy Butler reportedly published a Patheos blog post in which she criticized Jesus of Nazareth for

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Donald R. McClarey

Astonishing

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee: U.S.—In a SiriusXM interview Friday, Chelsea Clinton stated it would be “unchristian” if she were to believe in God, read her Bible, or otherwise act in a way consistent with faith

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Donald R. McClarey

Scandal

But anonymously posted accusations ought to have no place in any prosecution. For this is both a dangerous kind of precedent and out of keeping with the spirit of our age. Emperor Trajan to Pliny the Younger   News that

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Predator

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   HOLLYWOOD, CA—After resigning from his position in the Catholic Church in disgrace, ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick has reportedly signed on for a role in a sequel to The Predator, a reboot of the

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Donald R. McClarey

Do as I Say, Not as I Do

    News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   URBANA, IL—In a moving speech delivered Friday, President Barack Obama called for the nation to turn from fear, anger, and resentment, despite having stoked these emotions at every

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