Donald R. McClarey

Well, It’s About Time Is All I Can Say

  NEW YORK—In a heartfelt social media statement to her fans, singer–songwriter Taylor Swift broke her long-standing political silence Monday to support restoring an all-powerful shōgun to its rightful place on the throne of Japan. “Hey guys, Taylor here—I’m writing

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Donald R. McClarey

Complaints From Below

From the only reliable news source on the net, The Onion: NINTH CIRCLE, HELL—Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not

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Didn’t You Always Suspect This?

  From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion:   WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot

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My Type of Brainwashed Morons

Bishop Folliot:  Do you think you can carry this off indefinitely you fool? Archbishop Thomas Becket:  We are all God’s fools, My Lord. From the play Becket     Hattip to Matt Archbold at Creative Minority Report. From the only

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Plan Like a Chipmunk!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion.  The above video would be funny if it were not also devastatingly true.  I would put on my notepad a New Year’s Resolution to be more organized and

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ObamaCare 3.5

The only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion, reports that the Obama administration has a solution to the computer glitches that have marred the ObamaCare roll out:   WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website,

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9/11 Conspiracy Theories Debunked

Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of 9/11.   To head off any “Truthers”, a truly despicable and delusional movement that contends that 9/11 was an “inside job” perpetrated by nefarious, and apparently omnipotent forces in our government, who could arrange for terrorists

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Well, He Could Always Blog!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Being in favor of freedom to express opinions that you hate is easy.  Being in favor of the free expression of babble that you find deeply annoying, aye, there

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Holy Harry Potter Cash Cow!

        From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  I am honestly surprised that this wasn’t done.  With ever improving CGI graphics endless sequels await!  I can’t wait to view the Silmarillion part

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At Last, a Logical Explanation for our Current Woes

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Well, being part Cherokee I do not think that there is anything to this silly rumor.  However, if any of you out there wish to make money offerings to appease the

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Child Politicians: the Horror, the Horror!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  That was creepy.  Thank goodness that was Africa and we have nothing like that in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!

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This Explains a Lot about Hollywood

From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion.  It is only a rumor that the 5 year old screen writer was brought in to do last minute patch ups on the screenplay for Mel Gibson’s beaver

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The CIA and Facebook

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.   Hmmm, so I guess that Facebook could potentially do more harm to people than merely being a venue where future employers can see drunken photos of job applicants. I

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Al Qaeda Knows Our Weakness!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion.  Well, I guess I will not be posting that video of a pig playing the piano after all.

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Congressional Amnesia

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  I don’t know, I think we would be better off if Congress had forgotten how to pass a law a few years ago.  At any rate, I always

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Giant Crabs: Just What the Economy Needs!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Personally, I am waiting for trained flying monkey servants to do the jobs homo sapiens do not want to do.  It is only a rumor that Governor Quinn

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The Kimchi Crusader!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  I have heard that a similar offer has been made to President Ahmadinejad of Iran in regard to the next Superman movie.  Unfortunately he turned it down.  Clark

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Ghost Boredom

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Well the featured “medium” I suppose was either intended to be a fake (A fake “medium”?  Astounding!) or just a naturally boring guy.  The humor works better if

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9-11 Conspiracy Theories Are Ludicrous

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  The true humor of course is that a cottage industry has arisen claiming that 9-11 was an inside job.  No belief, no matter how farcical, will fail to

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This Explains a Lot

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Does any one still read Time or US News and World Report?  (I know no one reads Newsweek which was recently sold for a dollar.)  In the days of

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