A biretta tip to Fr. John Zuhlsdorf for this wonderful piece of humor that he came across on Catholic Church Conservation. When they stop believing in God, they call themselves modernists. They being the Church of England but would also apply to many Catholic prelates and laymen here in the United States and around the world.
SYNODALLY-SANCTIONED MAGISTERIAL EXHORTATION CARBONIS LÆTITIA OF THE BERGOGLIO JORGE TO BISHOPS, PRIESTS, DEACONS, & ALL THE LAY FAITHFUL TO