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The 2AM Worm Made Me Do It!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Over the years I have received similar explanations from clients who have got themselves into trouble while drunk.  Somehow mysterious third parties routinely engage in illegal activities when innocent people are blotto.

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Jay Anderson
Tuesday, February 16, AD 2010 8:20am

I know for a fact that the 2AM worm has mastered placing bids for completely unnecessary (but nevertheless pretty cool) stuff on eBay.

RL
RL
Tuesday, February 16, AD 2010 8:32am

Is that 2AM GMT? I wonder if that’s the same worm that attacks my computer while I’m away at work.

Jon
Jon
Tuesday, February 16, AD 2010 10:50pm

This is no laughing matter!!! My computer has been afflicted with this virus. Just last spring, following a night out with friends, I came home and watched a dvr’d episode of The Biggest Loser. The obese people on the show actually ran a marathon. I remember this inspiring me, however my memory of that night isn’t terribly clear. Thats when the virus struck, about one month later, I recieved a confirmation letter to a local marathon. Apparently that very night, The worm hit, and entered me into this marathon. Please beware this is a very dangerous, and tricky virus.

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