From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion. It is only a rumor that the 5 year old screen writer was brought in to do last minute patch ups on the screenplay for Mel Gibson’s beaver opus, The Beaver.
This Explains a Lot about Hollywood
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 41 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
His eight-year-old sister and her BFF wrote the national hell care seizure and “Dodd-Frank” Financial Institution/Wall Street Deform laws.
It’s not that they didn’t have adults to do it. It was necessary. The two eight-year-olds are light years more intelligent than any living liberal. Plus, they have not been wrecked by public brainwashing skoul, YET.
Hey, the Vin man himself thinks that Fast Five is headed for some Oscar gold.
Explains more about America that the flick is #1 at the box office.
The rumors about him doing patch ups on the Beaver screenplay are completely untrue – if he had, Beaver would have been much better.