From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
Pope Francis, when asked to comment, said, “We live in an age of miracles! Last night I had a vision of Saint Pope John XXIII. He told me that when he was alive he used to tell a joke that when asked how many people worked at the Vatican he said, “About half.” Now he was going to help me by telling me who I needed to cut at the Vatican. Then my cell phone rang and the vision ended. It was Pope Benedict. I told him about the vision. He said he had the vision too when he was Pope. And, I asked? “We couldn’t get rid of all the people on the list. All that would have been left would have been me and one of my stray cats.” My cell phone rang again and it was Saint Pope John Paul II. He told me that he had the same vision of Saint Pope John XXIII at the beginning of his pontificate, but that Saint John told him that during his reign Communism would fall in Europe and Russia. Saint Pope John XXIII then reappeared and said that he had been lazy when he talked to John Paul II, because it was a much easier miracle to bring about the fall of Communism than to reduce the Vatican bureaucracy!”
I ALMOST had a miracle at a homily some years ago (true story!): The young priest earnestly said he was going to preach about hands–yes, hands. I thought:”Glory be, a miracle! He is going to talk about a priest’s holy hands [representing Christ’s venerable hands], hands that hold the Sacred Species, hands that absolve, hands that confirm, hands that anoint at the brink of eternity, hand that bless. Alas, he gave a lecture on exercise and hygiene. I left unfulfilled of a mystical experience. Priests with a zeal to preach the truth land up in the boondocks.