Thursday, April 18, AD 2024 2:22pm

PopeWatch: Ouch!

VATICAN-POPE-AUDIENCE

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

VATICAN–Vatican sources are confirming that Pope Francis has nearly completed his new Encyclical Letter, and is awaiting the final approval of Reginald Edwards, an internet troll commonly known as “PiusXIIRoxII.”

Edwards, who has read several paragraphs of the Catechism, three books by Peter Kreeft, and half of St. John Paul II’s “Fides et Ratio,” is universally regarded as the final authority in matters of Orthodoxy in internet chatrooms, forums, and the comment section under YouTube videos.

Speaking from the kitchen this morning, Reginald’s mother told EOTT over a phone interview: “I’m so proud of Reggie for getting to be a consultant to the Vatican. He’s more than earned it. All he does is sit in the basement on his computer, answering questions and demanding people justify their beliefs to him. He gets so into it that he often locks the door and doesn’t let me down there, even to bring him lemonade.”

Edwards has already made several notes on the new Encyclical, titled Bora et Labora, having circled or underlined several paragraphs in red and written margin notes such as “a little too Spirit of Vatican-II-ey” and “where is this in the Catechism?”

 

 

When asked to comment Pope Francis said, “The story is not true.  The Encyclical will be leaked and then formally published after it is praised by Mark Shea as on a par with Holy Writ and criticized by PopeWatch for seeming to contradict what Pope Hadrian the VII said.  However did popes do their jobs before Catholic blogs in America?”

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Philip
Philip
Saturday, May 31, AD 2014 8:07am

St. Benedict is laughing! (Bora et labora.)

Maybe a little less Bora and much more Ora is in order.

Barbara Gordon
Barbara Gordon
Sunday, June 1, AD 2014 3:37am

ROFLOL !

MRC
MRC
Sunday, June 1, AD 2014 2:43pm

Dear Donald
I find your posts jocking and mocking about Pope Francis complety disgusting and ask how can you consider yourself a catholic with such behaviours. Don’t you believe in the Holy Spirit ? Instead you behave like many atheists. Unbelievable and disgusting !

Cthemfly25
Cthemfly25
Sunday, June 1, AD 2014 6:12pm

Deliciously funny….in a Catholic sort of way.

David Spaulding
David Spaulding
Monday, June 2, AD 2014 4:04am

I find your humorous and other writings to be delightful because there is a single undercurrent of self-deprecating humility to them. There is a general awareness that you know things worth knowing more generally and can speak eloquently, that is tempered with a sense of amusement that you should be the one to say it. You would have been a great satirist if you lived in an age where satire was appreciated.

Pinky
Pinky
Monday, June 2, AD 2014 11:24am

Well, at least Eye of the Tiber didn’t actually use our pictures, so we’ve got a little room for deniability….

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