From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
“I said what?” Francis asked those gathered. “There’s no way I just said that. OK, that’s just weird. Seriously, what the heck is it with me? Am I trying to change doctrine or something? How am I gonna explain this to my secular friends? Oh boy, I can see their faces now. I bet they’re just itching to ask when I’m gonna start allowing divorced gay Catholics to receive communion. This is great…just great. I’m so freaking pissed right now I think I’m gonna go blog about it.”
Father Lombardi, Vatican spokesman, when questioned about this sighed and said this was the Pope’s way of expressing solidarity with baffled Catholics everywhere.