From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
The Vatican has refused to admit or deny that the new head of the Swiss Guard is named Obi-Wan Kenobe Schmidt.
From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
The Vatican has refused to admit or deny that the new head of the Swiss Guard is named Obi-Wan Kenobe Schmidt.
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“Remember Your failure in the Cave.”
-advice for Crosier wielding Popes.
I am struck by how unhappy the priest to the left of the Pope looks. Nothing funny about that.
That’s Msgr. Guido Marini, Master of Papal Liturgical Celebrations. I’d be depressed too if I was him. He’d probably would like to use that papal lightsaber on a certain someone.
Pope Vader to Msgr. Marini; “Guido..crrruooo (inhale noise) I’m your Father!…vccrroooo(exhale noise)”
That might explain the somber countenance.
I dunno…adding those lightsabres to the crucifix looks pretty sacrilegious. It even beats the sacrilege of Team America flying out of George Washington’s mouth on Mount Rushmore.
Pope Francis looks like a mean bulldog. If he does not appreciate being the Pope it might be better for Francis to resign. It is not in God’s plan to be miserable.
Pope Francis is the type who would look to make an accommodation to Darth Vader and the Emperor.
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How can you all call yourself Catholic? My G if someone had been writing all this junk about BXVI… Shame on you!!
You do realize that Eye of the Tiber is a humor site Goran?