Say it Ain’t So Joe!

Biden and Friend

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’”

Joe Biden, September 22, 2008

Beloved National Clown and Veep has announced that he is not running for President:


Coming in a few minutes…from the Rose Garden….with Obama.

If he’s running and doing it there with Obama? Wow, Obama is all in on nuking Hillary.

We’ll see in a few minutes.

I could be proven wrong shortly but I think Biden is out. Hard to imagine that he’d be announcing a run in this setting with Obama there.

Update: Not running. Congratulations to Hillary on her nomination.

Having announced he’s not running, Biden is now giving his stump speech.

And as a farewell to Joementum 2016…..

Tis a pity.  Joe’s talent for pratfalls and endless gaffes would have enlivened what is doubtless going to be a dreary campaign.  Ah well, we always have video compilations!

With Profound Apologies to the Bard

Farewell the dullard mind! Farewell hilarity!

Farewell the perfumed reporters and the big newscasts

That makes ambition virtue! Oh, farewell!

Farewell the growling motorcade and the shrill Trump,

The spirit-stirring bribes, th’ ear-piercing crowds,

The rampant Jackass, and all quality,

Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious Politics!

And O you video cams, whose rude lenses

The mortal Vox Populi loud clamors counterfeit,

Farewell! Biden’s occupation’s gone.


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  1. They made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
    It also shows that Obama’s JD will not indict HRH. It tells me Clinton, Inc. (worse than Murder, Inc.) has a thick dossier (FBI file?) on Obama.
    Only thing he’s equally (as Hillary) qualified to the clown car er government to the bitter end.

  2. Jack Webb on the Demon-crap side has dropped out. Tax the rain water O’Malley and Chaffe are left against a criminal and a communist. The first two don’t have a chance.

  3. With as much corruption the Clinton machine is involved, I would be shocked that anyone is beyond the Wicked Witch of the East’s clutches. Sanders is simply there to make it look like a quasi-legitimate nomination process. Wouldn’t look as “democratic” if there was only one name on the ballot.

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