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Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast

“Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’

“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”–Lewis Carroll, Alice through the Looking-Glass

  1. Stephen Hawking, Sean Carroll, and Lawrence Krauss enter RCIA classes, preparatory to entering the Church.
  2. Madonna is admitted to a cloistered Carmelite Nunnery.
  3. Nancy Pelosi, Richard Durbin, Andrew Cuomo and several other Democrat politicians join a demonstration against abortion at a Planned Parenthood Clinic.
  4. President Trump cancels his Twitter account and engages in a two-week silent retreat.
  5. Pope Francis invites 10 “climate change deniers” to Castle Gandalfo, to tutor him on how science is done.
  6. Dear Reader:  you name the sixth.

 

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 9:48am

6. The media reports unadulterated news.

Donald R. McClarey
Admin
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 9:54am

7. Mark Shea converts to Catholicism. (Bad Don, Bad Don!)

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 9:58am

6. Catholic politicians are refused Holy Communion because of their belief and support of legalized abortion on demand.

TomD
TomD
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 11:23am

9. Kim Jong-un announces he is joining the Quakers.

Phillip
Phillip
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 11:31am

Kim Jong-Un joins Weight Watchers.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 2:20pm

Mac,

“7. Mark Shea converts to Catholicism. (Bad Don, Bad Don!)”

Old saying, “You can take the boy out of the country. But, you can’t take the country out of the boy.” Seems as if the same applies to “Presbyterian.”

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 3:10pm

Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, Al Gore and the States of Californication, Oregon, Washington and Vermont will support safe, clean nuclear energy.

And Gov Andy Cuomo will repudiate what his father Mario did to the Shoreham nuclear power plant on Long Island, rescinding the order to shut down my Alma Mater Indian Point in downstate NY.

Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 6:25pm

The newly begotten sovereign person is acknowledged and accorded his rational soul.

Tito Edwards
Admin
Wednesday, September 13, AD 2017 7:01pm

You guys crack me up! 😀

Foxfier
Admin
Thursday, September 14, AD 2017 8:09am

6) An activist group declares victory and shuts down their actions.

Ben Butera
Admin
Thursday, September 14, AD 2017 3:23pm

A scientist discovers how an unborn human baby is actually a “non-person”.

Chuck
Chuck
Friday, September 15, AD 2017 9:34am

Hillary blames herself, turns in her server and donates all her money to Haiti.

Brian D Kelly
Brian D Kelly
Friday, September 15, AD 2017 11:33am

Televangelist Benny Hinn posts ad for interpreter of tongues, glossolalia Ph.d required and this just in from LA: Tony Robbins scorches souls (sic) of feet during fire walk ceremony.

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Saturday, September 16, AD 2017 11:33am

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Newman
Newman
Tuesday, September 19, AD 2017 6:28am

6. Fr Martin rejects every heresy on homosexuality and begins celebrating the TLM.

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6. Pope Francis answers the dubias with 5 “No”, and calls for a Reform of the Reform.

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