Friday, March 29, AD 2024 5:00am

Zombie Democrats?

Lawrence: “You live here?”

Montgomery: “Yes.”

Lawrence: “Then maybe you know what a zombie is”

Montgomery: “When a person dies and is buried, its seems there are certain voodoo priests who … who have the power to bring him back to life.”

Carter: “How horrible!”

Montgomery: “It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”

Lawrence: “You mean like Democrats?”

 

 

 

Democrat Zombies?  Well, I do know that here in Illinois, up in Chicago, Democrats do seem to frequently find their way to the polls after death!

 

 

 

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Mary De Voe
Monday, October 30, AD 2017 5:07am

I wish voting fraud were a joke.

Clinton
Clinton
Monday, October 30, AD 2017 10:21am

Democrat zombies? well I do know that here in Illinois, up in
Chicago, Democrats do seem to frequently find their way to the
polls after death!

Whenever the subject of voter ID comes up, the standard Democrat
response is to insist that there’s no significant voter fraud out there,
and that insisting on ID somehow disenfranchises minorities.

India is the world’s most populous democracy, with a per capita income
a fraction of America’s. Their government’s budget last year was $290
billion, a fraction of ours, which was $4 trillion.

My point? Even with its relatively tiny budget and its much larger and
significantly poorer population, India still finds a way to safeguard the
integrity of its elections by issuing voter photo ID. India has innumerable
religious and ethnic and caste minorities, but somehow they’ve
managed to get past the absurd “ID disenfranchises the poor and
minorities” nonsense our Democrats spew to block similar safeguards
here.

http://www.elections.in/voter-id-card.html

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Monday, October 30, AD 2017 3:58pm

I love you. But, I cannot abide with your uncharitable conflation of zombies and Democrats.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, October 30, AD 2017 5:05pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=bYb2ZiQzL4M

The actress Eva Longoria and her PAC thought this would be a boffo ad to run in Virginia in the governor’s race upcoming. I’m hoping a critical mass of Virginia voters toss their cookies in her lap.

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