Well, That Would Explain a Lot

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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

VATICAN CITY—In a private moment of reflection after watching one of his cardinals state that the head of the Roman Catholic Church was too busy speaking about the environment, addressing migrant issues, and “carrying on the work of the church” to address victims of the Church’s horrific sex abuse scandal, the Pontiff suddenly realized he might actually be the eschatological Antichrist.

“Oh man,” he murmured as he took a good, hard look at himself in the mirror. “Too busy talking about the environment to care for those abused by the Church? That sounds so bad. I wonder if I’m actually the Antichrist. Or at least an antichrist, like the ones John wrote about.” He took a few minutes to think about it, shaking his head and muttering to himself.

Go here to read the rest.  If Pope Francis were the anti-Christ however, I would expect to hear an announcement from Satan seeking to disassociate himself from the doings of Pope Francis.  “I didn’t tempt him to ignore McCarrick, that was all his doing.  The Commie Cross?  Please, I am the infinite evil but I have never been accused of being fond of kitsch.  My chosen agents among mortals are almost always highly intelligent men and women of the world, leaders to lead others into the pit.  A bumbler like Cupich would never get even a no salary internship with my organization.  Hell hath its standards.  No, the anti-Christ is on his own and I disclaim any responsibility for the mess he is making.”

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  1. I watch an exchange between William Buckley and atheist Madalyn Murray O’Hair. Surely Madalyn MUrray O’Hair would qualify as one of Satan’s antichrists.
    I hope and pray that she made her final contrition before being buried in that steel drum in the desert sand by her office manager.

  2. It will be interesting to see how the MSM (Main Satanic Media aka Mainstream Media) treat this Bergoglian brouhaha. On the one hand, they finally have their man in the position of influence within the Church. On the other, taking him down presents a solid blow to the Church’s credibility and standing (or what’s left of it). Decisions, decisions.

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