Friday, March 29, AD 2024 8:51am

The Kavanator

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The death toll from Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s first week on the Supreme Court has just topped 330 million, a report from the CDC indicated Friday.

As soon as the man was sworn in, millions perished instantly, and the deaths continued to ramp up throughout the week.

“Women are particularly affected,” said a CDC official. “We advise you to hide in your homes because there is no telling whom Kavanaugh is going to kill next, nor is there a cure. God help us all.”

On Monday morning, Kavanaugh strolled into the Supreme Court building through a line of protesters dressed as characters from The Handmaid’s Tale. He glanced in their direction and instantly burned them all to a crisp.

 

Go here to read the rest.  From a Leftist website sounding the tocsin about the Kavanator:

You still don’t get it, do you? He’ll find you! That’s what he does! That’s ALL he does! You can’t stop him! He’ll wade through your briefs, reach down for his pen and rip the living heart out of your cases!  We are so doomed!

 

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Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Sunday, October 14, AD 2018 7:46pm

He collects the tears of his victims for his home brewery, you know.

Mary De Voe
Monday, October 15, AD 2018 3:06am

Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals: Blame the other side for what you are doing.

ExNOAAman
ExNOAAman
Monday, October 15, AD 2018 7:07am

“…hide in your homes…”
Please do! And don’t post on social media.

And you might as well take off those silly pink hats while you’re at it.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Monday, October 15, AD 2018 7:09am

Oh no. Those should be mandatory. So you can spot the crazy before you accidentally talk to it.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, October 15, AD 2018 8:00am

The color of silly hats should be bright blood red if they want to truly reflect what they are standing for. Bloody fools.

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