News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S.—After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to always believe all women no matter what.
While Americans from both sides of the aisle largely agree that women’s stories shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand, the far left’s insistence that everyone always believe all women has gotten some pushback. This list of exceptions is designed to clarify the left’s position, according to spokespeople.
Included in the list are the following:
- Bill Clinton’s accusers
- Potiphar’s wife
- Delilah
- Conservative women
- Women who accuse Democratic candidates
- Sarah Sanders
- Any woman the left suddenly decides they don’t like anymore
- Nikki Haley
- Dana Loesch
- Women the Democrats no longer have a political need to exploit
- Melania Trump
- Cersei Baratheon
- Any woman who argues for pro-life causes
Go here to read the rest. In my experience the last group to believe all women would be women, just as the last group to believe all men would be men.
They also don’t believe Hillary “I landed under sniper fire in Bosnia/I made 100k on cattle futures” Clinton, but that’s alright. She still serves a purpose so none of that matters.
Talk about the abuse of women by the democrats…
“I give you my word as a Spaniard!”
“No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards.”
Too many six fingered woman running around to trust all women.
We will have fun storming the castle however.