Even Hell Hath Its Standards

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—A horde of demons known as “Legion” begged the Lord to cast them out of a hysterical mob of outraged liberals and into the abyss during a violent protest Monday morning.

Upon realizing they were trapped in the liberals they had possessed some time ago, the demons petitioned Jesus to exorcise them and send them absolutely “anywhere else.” They cited the “repulsive” uncivility they’ve witnessed in the liberal mob, the annoying slogans they shout over and over again, and the smell as reasons for their desire to escape the throng of violent protesters.

“Really, we’ll go anywhere,” said the demons. “You can send us to the eternal abyss, for all we care. We just can’t stand the chanting anymore. You can send us into some unclean pigs, a bunch of wild dogs, heck—even cats.” However, they were quickly informed that they cannot be cast into cats, since cats are already demons.

Go here to read the rest.  Yes, one of the few benefits of living in this era is that one can anticipate SJWs eventually driving Satan nuts with continual complaints about conditions in Hell.  “My pit has no guardrails.  The Whites are closer to the fire.  The Demons use sexist language.  Occupy the city of Dis!” Ad infinitum for infinitum.