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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:


U.S.—Bible scholars revealed Thursday they’ve discovered the true identity of the swarm of locusts in the book of Revelation: Twitter.

The panel of experts confirmed that through rigorous contextual study, they’ve come to the conclusion that the apocalyptic symbol actually represents people viciously attacking each other on the toxic social network.

“A violent, bloodthirsty swarm descending on the earth to devour and destroy? Yup, definitely describes a Twitter mob pretty accurately,” said Dr. James L. Marcus of The Master’s Seminary. “We were always pretty sure the locusts represented helicopters, but now it’s clear that it’s actually Twitter.” Marcus added that all dispensational end times charts would have to be updated to reflect the official change.

Go here to read the rest.  This theory has caused quite a storm on Twitter, which I guess is rather the point.



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  1. Seen elsewhere on the web. The libs have a huge, vagina-hats-on-fire, bloomers-in-a-bunch issue with idiotic “COEXIST” stickers. They only depict two genders.

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