News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S.—News media outlets around the country were reportedly astonished to discover a Christian school at which second lady Karen Pence is teaching holds their students and staff to Christian beliefs.
Expert journalists went to great lengths to uncover this story, unveiling the shocking revelation that a Christian woman teaches at a Christian school that affirms Christian doctrine on human sexuality that has been unchanged for 2,000 years.
Go here to read the rest. I omitted the usual humor tag for this Babylon Bee story, because on this one the Bee is accurately describing the hate frenzy whipped up by the media.