News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK—According to a new report, unborn babies in New York have adopted a new strategy to help them stay alive under the state’s barbaric new abortion laws: identifying as convicted criminals so they can’t legally be executed under the state’s constitution.
Since capital punishment in the state has been banned but abortion is legal pretty much whenever and however you want, unborn babies quickly formulated the survival strategy of identifying as murderers, rapists, and genocidal maniacs.
“I now identify as a serial killer indicted on five counts of murder,” said one 6-month-old baby, whose mother was considering an abortion. “Therefore, under state law, I cannot be executed. Sorry, mom.”
“Guess you’ll just have to like be a mom or something,” he added, shrugging.
Go here to read the rest. Much safer to be a convicted murderer in New York state than a child in the womb.