English is Hard!

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of the The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The controversial Green New Deal ran into trouble early on when an FAQ of the details was placed on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s website and then pulled down after it received scrutiny. For a while her people claimed the FAQ never existed, and when directly asked about it, Ocasio-Cortez has not answered questions, claiming not to speak English.

“No English,” a wide-eyed Ocasio-Cortez told reporters who asked why the FAQ appeared and why it was removed from her website. 

“Why did the original FAQ say the Green New Deal would provide economic security for those ‘unwilling to work’?” persisted one reporter. “What does that have to do with the environment?”

Ocasio-Cortez shrugged her shoulders as if she couldn’t understand and said, “Nee Jabba no badda.”

 

Go here to read the rest.  I confess that the  Green New Deal FAQ, go here to read it thanks to the internet being forever, probably does make more sense if written in gibberish.

 

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6 Comments

  1. The problem isn’t that AOC is an idiot. That and dishonesty are universal traits of politicians.

    The problem is there are millions of voters that are even more stupid.

    Figuratively grab the imbeciles by their noses and kick them in their behinds.

  2. That was amusing hearing the Bombard’s body language commentary on the professor’s replies to Carlson’s questioning. Sad thing is Bombard Body Language isn’t available every time a stupid or lying or stupid and lying Democrat opens their mouths.

  3. Remember when the only people who counted in trillions were astronomers and astrophysicists?

    Good times, good times.

  4. One could publish a desk calender with AOC’s quote of the day. Guarranted to be a best seller. Her fan club wouldn’t realize it was it was a farce. Amusement for some, a bible for Socialist true believers.

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