A Young Woman of No Breeding


News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief Monday while watching footage in which Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to come out against the concept of reproducing.

Stating they realized that we really dodged a bullet this time, citizens all over the country expressed their sudden sense of comfort and serenity at the fact that Ocasio-Cortez would probably never have children. Fear and trepidation had swept the nation upon the realization that Ocasio-Cortez likely possessed the capability to reproduce actual human children, whom she would then ingrain with her values and politics for their entire childhoods before they would go on to have political careers of their own.

“This is a huge burden off my chest,” said Lyle Billings of Lawrence, Kansas. “I suddenly realized that there could be two, three, or even four little Ocasio-Cortezes running around one day. So I totally support the congresswoman’s position against having children. It’s really what’s best for the nation as a whole.”

Go here to read the rest.  The Bee and the Republican party should be paying the Congresswoman residuals.


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  1. Having children is an intimate and personal relationship with our Creator, in procreation.
    I immediately thought to suggest a tubal ligation for AOC. AOC is too narcissistic to reproduce. She has all the love she needs…which is none.

  2. The public schools are doing to all children what this woman would do to hers. Most don’t seem curious about what their kids are being indoctrinated with. Been going on a long time.

  3. Preaching to the world and yet living an entirely a different way- whilst having absolutely no self-awareness and/or thinking others are too stupid to pick up on your hypocrisy. Yep, this is what narcissists are made of. And sadly they run the world.

  4. Contraception, sterilization, and abortion are wrong. I firmly believe that. I believe it like I know that the cloudless sky is blue and windmills are proven bat and bird killers. I believe it independently of what ever comes out of Rome on the subject.
    But my words, AOC et al test my beliefs over and over (at least on the contraception/sterilization part)

  5. I wonder if many of the rather dubious policy decisions made
    by the UK’s Prime Minister Theresa May, France’s Macron,
    and Germany’s Merkel might be explained in part by the fact
    that none of them have children. After all, what incentive does
    a childless politician have to work for the long-term benefit of
    his nation? Wouldn’t it be more likely that such a politician
    would be tempted to make choices that furthered his own
    selfish goals, and be indifferent to the downside of those
    choices in the long term?

  6. Clinton- Clinton had a child. As did Obama, and little difference it made to inform their selfish decisions, policies or behaviour. Mrs Obama was intent on sterilising her fellow African relatives abroad her dear husband made it into an international policy. Selfish is selfish. Children can’t remedy this.

  7. AOC is the personification of the Democrat Party, it’s irrationality and it’s influence by the devil. And she is the best thing that could have happened to assure Donald Trump’s re-election.

  8. What a time. Bouncer becomes Pope.
    Bartender becomes expert on domestic affairs.

    God help us. It’s enough to keep folks out of taverns.

  9. (I’m probably going to get in trouble for posting this, but here goes..)
    Hot Crazy Matrix: Man’s Guide To Women
    AOC explained….

  10. Unfortunately, I disagree with the Bee here. This is probably a case of different rules for the enlightened and the vulgar masses. I see her saying, “It’s wrong for you common folk to have babies, but the world needs more wonderful, woke people like me.”

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