Friday, March 29, AD 2024 5:06am

A Young Woman of No Breeding

 

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief Monday while watching footage in which Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to come out against the concept of reproducing.

Stating they realized that we really dodged a bullet this time, citizens all over the country expressed their sudden sense of comfort and serenity at the fact that Ocasio-Cortez would probably never have children. Fear and trepidation had swept the nation upon the realization that Ocasio-Cortez likely possessed the capability to reproduce actual human children, whom she would then ingrain with her values and politics for their entire childhoods before they would go on to have political careers of their own.

“This is a huge burden off my chest,” said Lyle Billings of Lawrence, Kansas. “I suddenly realized that there could be two, three, or even four little Ocasio-Cortezes running around one day. So I totally support the congresswoman’s position against having children. It’s really what’s best for the nation as a whole.”

Go here to read the rest.  The Bee and the Republican party should be paying the Congresswoman residuals.

 

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Mary De Voe
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 5:56pm

Having children is an intimate and personal relationship with our Creator, in procreation.
I immediately thought to suggest a tubal ligation for AOC. AOC is too narcissistic to reproduce. She has all the love she needs…which is none.

J. Ronald Parrish
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 6:42pm

The public schools are doing to all children what this woman would do to hers. Most don’t seem curious about what their kids are being indoctrinated with. Been going on a long time.

Foxfier
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:09pm

Sadly, won’t stop her from “socializing” other folks’ kids, and will keep her from growing up.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:16pm

Building a family is what she and Riley should be doing, rather than being public nuisances.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:16pm

Preaching to the world and yet living an entirely a different way- whilst having absolutely no self-awareness and/or thinking others are too stupid to pick up on your hypocrisy. Yep, this is what narcissists are made of. And sadly they run the world.

DJH
DJH
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:20pm

Contraception, sterilization, and abortion are wrong. I firmly believe that. I believe it like I know that the cloudless sky is blue and windmills are proven bat and bird killers. I believe it independently of what ever comes out of Rome on the subject.
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But my words, AOC et al test my beliefs over and over (at least on the contraception/sterilization part)

Clinton
Clinton
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:28pm

I wonder if many of the rather dubious policy decisions made
by the UK’s Prime Minister Theresa May, France’s Macron,
and Germany’s Merkel might be explained in part by the fact
that none of them have children. After all, what incentive does
a childless politician have to work for the long-term benefit of
his nation? Wouldn’t it be more likely that such a politician
would be tempted to make choices that furthered his own
selfish goals, and be indifferent to the downside of those
choices in the long term?

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, February 25, AD 2019 7:34pm

Clinton- Clinton had a child. As did Obama, and little difference it made to inform their selfish decisions, policies or behaviour. Mrs Obama was intent on sterilising her fellow African relatives abroad her dear husband made it into an international policy. Selfish is selfish. Children can’t remedy this.

Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 4:21am

AOC is the personification of the Democrat Party, it’s irrationality and it’s influence by the devil. And she is the best thing that could have happened to assure Donald Trump’s re-election.

Philip
Philip
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 5:10am

What a time. Bouncer becomes Pope.
Bartender becomes expert on domestic affairs.

God help us. It’s enough to keep folks out of taverns.

David
David
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 6:57am

(I’m probably going to get in trouble for posting this, but here goes..)
Hot Crazy Matrix: Man’s Guide To Women
AOC explained….

MikeS
MikeS
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 8:55am

Unfortunately, I disagree with the Bee here. This is probably a case of different rules for the enlightened and the vulgar masses. I see her saying, “It’s wrong for you common folk to have babies, but the world needs more wonderful, woke people like me.”

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 8:55am

Al Capone editorializes on the previous comment

(sorry, don’t know enough to know how to embed)

c matt
c matt
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 1:24pm

thinking others are too stupid to pick up on your hypocrisy.

Enough others are too stupid, hence her election.

ordinarycatholic
ordinarycatholic
Tuesday, February 26, AD 2019 2:50pm

“Enough others are too stupid, hence her election.”

Sticks a gold star on c matt’s forehead!

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