News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
HELL—In a statement offered to reporters during a 15-minute recess from hell, dictator and mass murderer Joseph Stalin announced he now identifies as a strong woman of color in order to deflect criticism away from his socialist policies that killed millions.
“I now identify as a strong woman of color, and a lot of men simply can’t handle that,” Stalin said, sassily snapping his fingers in a “Z” formation. “It drives them crazy to know that a strong woman of color such as myself can wield so much power.” Stalin stated that white men simply feel threatened by his accomplishments and can’t possibly have any legitimate criticisms of his policies, including a centralized economy that led to mass starvations, a brutal police state, genocide, and government control over every area of citizens’ lives.
Millions of people quickly apologized to Stalin after the announcement was made.
Go here to read the rest. Well, it would not be much more delusional than socialist economic policies.