Drinks Like Ted Too

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And votes like him on abortion.


Of course Robert Francis O’Rourke hasn’t killed anyone yet, but then Ted Kennedy never wrote out a fantasy about running over kids;


“One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles.  This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dream. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two.”

“I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.”


Robert Francis O’Rourke, age 15

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  1. Marries like John Kerry
    Appropriates culture like Elizabeth Warren
    As talented as William Kennedy Smith

  2. A kid has to dream doesn’t he?
    He would make a great suicide car bomber. Too bad ISIS isn’t recruiting..however he has a better chance of killing more Americans being the President.

    Maybe he will lead the charge for mother’s to kill their infants up to three years of age…but that’s just a dream or two away for the young whippersnapper.

  3. I’m not a fan. But I also don’t believe in holding the musings of a 15 yr old against him 20 years later. At least not until somebody comes forward with information about where the mutilated animal carcasses were buried.

    My oldest is a high school freshman. Near as I can tell, better than half of her classmates are sociopaths.

  4. Oh, I’ll make fun of him over it, I just won’t hold it against him politically. Not when there’s so much to hold against him.

  5. As a teacher, I agree that a 15-year-old’s rambling can get pretty weird and should not be held against him. But we all know they would be, were Beto a Republican.

  6. I did and said many stupid things in my youth and would never want them to be brought to light but alas, in our technological age nothing you do now is ever effaced, forever on record. I’m glad God has a poor memory when it comes to a repentant man who has confessed his sin from the heart. “…as far as the east is from the west so far has he removed our transgressions from us”

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