About How I Felt During the Obama Administration

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:


PORTLAND, OR—This morning, local liberal woman Meagan Porter jumped up from a terrible nightmare in which Trump was cleared of Russian collusion charges by Robert Mueller, Michael Avenatti was arrested for fraud and extortion, and the Green New Deal was overwhelmingly shot down in the Senate all in just a couple of days.

Porter stated the nightmare was “horrible” and one of her worst in years. “I have no idea where that came from,” she said. “Can you imagine if that were real? The mind does funny things when you’re sleeping, putting together completely nonsensical ideas in random patterns. Like, the idea of Mueller releasing his report and not finding anything on Trump? Shudder!”

“I’d rather dream about Pennywise the Clown or that I’m back in high school again and forgot to do my homework,” she said.

Go here to read the rest.  Wow, tomorrow night she will probably sweat through a dream with even stranger stuff:  Avenatti having to use a Public Defender because he is broke, Ocasio-Cortez owing corporate taxes for six years and that Leftists are going through Mueller Malaise.  She better hug her cats tight.

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  1. Modern Leftists are so stupid. My seven year old has more sense than AOC and the Dhimmycrat presidential candidates.

  2. We quietly watched Barack Hussein 0 spend eight years tearing away at America and our way of life.

    If, God forbid, the libs get control in DC, there will occur a very different form of #Resist.

  3. All the non Fox major media outlets is in the toilet. They’re just too arrogant and full of TDS to realize it. Their modern media leftist ship is listing badly and the band plays on.. Oh well.

  4. She flips on her tv and sees that the overnight news is all about how the wall is going forward and Obamacare is dead. So she takes her ZzzQuil to fall back asleep, and starts to dream

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