News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY—L’Oréal USA announced in a press release Tuesday that the company is introducing “The Biden Collection” under its Garnier Fructis brand.
The shampoos and conditioners are said to give off that perfect hair scent that vice presidents simply can’t resist. From “Presidential Passion Fruit” and “Oval Office Orange” to “Creepy Cranberry” and “Too Close Tomato,” the line has scents to attract any kind of vice president.
Joe Biden himself was brought in as a consultant to help engineers craft the ideal scent. Biden smelled hundreds of flavors before personally selecting the ones used for the official product line.
“I stand by this product 100%,” he said. “I believe every woman in America deserves to have her hair good and sniffed. Don’t let boring, unscented shampoos rob you of the chance to have a creepy vice president come up to you and give your hair a good smelling.”
Go here to read the rest. In real world two more women are coming forward to describe their encounters of an uncomfortable kind with “Bearhug” Biden:
Tuesday the NY Times published an article titled “Biden’s Tactile Politics Threaten His Return in the #MeToo Era.” The article opens with a summary of the story so far, but it also includes statements from two more women who say their encounters with Biden left them feeling uncomfortable.
Go here to read the rest. Wait till some of the female Secret Service agents begin describing what it was like to guard Biden as he swam nude.
Biden is now in the “dying the death of a thousand cuts” and will soon exit stage left. Bernie Sanders I think benefits most from Biden’s political demise, and Biden’s campaign is blaming Sanders’ campaign. Maybe, but only a complete narcissist like Biden could think that in the age of Me Too none of this was going to come out in a hotly contested Democrat primary.