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Sister Mary Aquinas Would Have Beaten Him to a Pulp

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

HARRISBURG, PA—Pennsylvania’s favorite pro-abortion legislator, Brian Sims, wanted to show he was tough. While most guys would join a local MMA club or luchador circuit, Sims isn’t most guys. He had a much better idea. Sims wandered into a local Catholic church and challenged a group of singing nuns to a fistfight over the issue of abortion.

“Hey nuns, come on down here and fight me if you want to show abortion is bad!” he called out, adding several slurs and expletives to his courageous speech. “Yeah, that’s what I thought! Chicken, eh? Probably hateful Chick-fil-A chicken too, and not woke chicken like Popeye’s!”

Several nuns were about ready to perform a double reverse elbow-drop on him from the rafters, but a priest stopped them, according to witnesses.

“Oh, I see, running away, eh? You yellow [expletive]! I’ll punch your face off with my bravery!” he cried as he slowly backed away.

Go here to read the rest.  My Sainted Mother once opined that the reason why men fight in wars and women do not, is that women would not believe in taking prisoners.  (That is your cue Rudyard!)

 

 

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ken
ken
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 7:54am

To quote Joe Scheidler of Chicago pro-life fame when asked why he punched a pro-abort outside of a clinic, “Because he deserved it.”

David WS
David WS
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 7:58am

And Sister Mary never miss a shot-

CRAAACK

Penguins Fan
Penguins Fan
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 12:41pm

Put that wimp Sims on a hockey rink and my 11 year old would go Claude Lemieux on him. So who is Claude Lemieux? Look him up on You Tube.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 5:53pm

I love this

ken
ken
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 7:36pm

Penguins Fan-Sounds good, but I’d rather he fight like Bob Probert. Bring a little insanity into the mix.

trackback
Thursday, May 9, AD 2019 11:02pm

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Micha Elyi
Micha Elyi
Friday, May 10, AD 2019 6:08pm

…woke chicken like Popeye’s!

I chuckled at that one. Popeye’s spells “Pope Yes” and noticing that has converted more than one man to Catholic Christianity.

Foxfier
Admin
Friday, May 10, AD 2019 6:39pm

My Sainted Mother once opined that the reason why men fight in wars and women do not, is that women would not believe in taking prisoners.

Or, as Lewis put it, “wars are ugly when women fight.”

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