Moloch Hates Georgia


News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:


ATLANTA, GA—In further backlash against Georgia’s heartbeat bill, which bans abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected, the Canaanite god Moloch says he will reconsider his presence in Georgia if the bill goes into effect.

“He feels like he’s being singled out by this bill,” said Moloch’s spokesman from underneath a dark cloak. “Women’s health is very important to him, especially the child-consuming part of it.”

Moloch has long offered power and glory to whichever nations would sacrifice their children to him, and it is unknown how this could affect Georgia’s economy if the fire pits into which children are thrown are extinguished for good.

“Think of all the jobs that could be lost,” warned Stacey Abrams, who lost the election for Georgia governor and has since disputed the result. “We need Moloch for a strong and prosperous Georgia, and all he asks in return is that we sacrifice children to him — children we mainly don’t even want.”

Go here to read the rest.  I guess it was inevitable that we would hear from the patron demon of Planned Parenthood Worse Than Murder Inc.

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  1. Irony? Some of the same GA boycotters are still making movies in China where they intern Muslims; and in Egypt where they lock up people that murder their unborn.

  2. All of this is for show for their PC friends and neighbors. They have no integrity or honesty only hypocrisy. While they continue to believe that the opinions of the Hollywood left are to be listened to by the great unwashed many of us have turned our backs on them and don’t really care what they say. A flea bite on my behind influences me more than they ever will.

  3. Agree its all for show. They couldn’t care less about anything which doesn’t ensure them $$$. Such a random stance by Disney.

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