News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Joe Biden promised to cure cancer if he is elected president, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren attempted to one-up her opponent, promising to cure smallpox as one of her first actions upon taking office.
“We will fend off the smallpox attacks of the white man,” she said while sipping “fire water” in a live video posted to her social media accounts. “If I am elected, I will find a way to end this scourge on our people and send the white devils back across the great sea where they came from.”
Warren also vowed to support housing construction by funding new low-cost wigwams, longhouses, and teepees across the land.
Her policies would also address hunger. “I promise a buffalo over every fire!” she said, before giving off a war cry that she had found on Google and carefully rehearsed ahead of time.
Go here to read the rest. If the Democrats were suicidal enough to have Fauxcahontas as their nominee, videos of her debates with Trump would be keepers for all time. As for Biden, I suspect if he is the nominee Democrats will be attempting to destroy every copy of the videos of his debates with Trump. Trump is living proof of the adage that it is smarter to be lucky, than it is lucky to be smart.