The Bee Explains Worse Than Murder, Inc.

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The Bee explains it all:

 

Right in the center of the ongoing debate on healthcare and women’s rights sits Planned Parenthood, a federally funded establishment that often finds itself embroiled in controversy. We at The Babylon Bee are here to help you cut through the noise and learn just the facts about this organization.

ORIGINS

Planned Parenthood was founded by social Darwinist Margaret Sanger, who wanted to utilize eugenics to reduce the populations of black and other minority communities. (We are not making this up. This is not satire or hyperbole. This is not some funny punchline we came up with to make you chuckle and then think about a profound truth. This is actually how Planned Parenthood was founded. Seriously—go look it up. We pretty much figured we couldn’t top that.)

OPERATIONS

Planned Parenthood provides lots of helpful services, like free prenatal care—specializing in the “violently end the life of your unborn child and then sell his or her parts for profit” variety. They are very proficient at this practice, to the tune of 325,000 abortions and hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue per year. Proponents argue that “abortions are only about 3% of what Planned Parenthood does” when you look at other activities like handing out condoms and doing pregnancy tests, which is a bit like letting Hitler off the hook since he did so many other things for German society other than sending Jews and other people he deemed subhuman to their deaths in brutal concentration camps. Plus he was a swell painter!

GOVERNMENT FUNDING

Planned Parenthood has been the recipient of federal tax dollars since 1970, before which time women never, ever were able to receive healthcare. Also, if the government were to stop giving them $550,000,000 each year, no woman in America would ever be able to get health care again—ever. Truth is, arguing that Planned Parenthood should not receive half a billion dollars in tax money each year because of all the baby murdering is essentially the equivalent of saying you hate women and want all poor people to die.

SLOGAN

Planned Parenthood’s slogan is currently “Care. No matter what.” Yeah, we couldn’t top that one either.

NOTABLE SUPPORTERS

Cecile Richards (president), Hillary Clinton, Canaanite god Molech, women who literally wear vagina hats on their heads, anyone with a totally seared conscience who can watch a video of a third-trimester abortion without vomiting and/or passing out, and then proceed to call it “women’s health care.”

NOTABLE OPPONENTS

Jesus, who’s been pretty patient with us but could show up any day now to just completely obliterate abortion once and for all. Maranatha. Also, anyone with anything remotely resembling a functioning moral compass, the babies fighting for their lives as a suction cup or sharp metal object is inserted into their mother with the intention of extinguishing their life in a horrifyingly violent manner.

Go here to read the rest.  In  a morally sane society, the minions of Worse Than Murder Inc would rank lower in the moral scale than terrorists and pirates since all their victims aren’t helpless and innocent.

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8 Comments

  1. When I was in high school (the 1960’s) a teacher told us that the 20th century could be briefly explained by two things: the Industrial Revolution and E = M C-squared.

    Today,

    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
    Abortion is Health Care
    Evil is Good
    Good is Evil

  2. Truth will win out.

    The conversion story of Abby Johnson, Unplanned, is a small fissure in the damn know as Planned Parenthood. That damn will bust. It is weakening and will not prevail. The waters of Truth and Truth itself will see to the complete destruction of Planned Parenthood.

    The movie Unplanned should be required viewing in all schools around the world.

    A culture of Life is gaining ground in this war on “women.” False narratives like “Reproductive Health,” when used to protect the license to kill a child in the womb, is backfiring on the culture of death because TRUTH will never be hidden behind smoke screens. Eventually the smoke disappears.

    The war is on boy and girls.
    Young women and men.
    Innocent lives.
    The antagonists are those who lie to the world that “care no matter what,” is truly care. If killing a child is care than I reccomend you run as far away from anyone or any political party who speaks this deceit.

    They are the smoke of Satan.

  3. The newly begotten, morally and legally innocent child, the sovereign person endowed with unalienable, innate, human rights is the standard of Justice for the nation.
    Planned Parenthood will abort a woman for a buck even when she is not pregnant and refuses to give ultra sounds. Some of the half billion dollars has gone to courts to prevent ultra sounds in Crises Pregnancy Centers.
    Roe v. Wade disenfranchised all men of their seed, even though they are citizens and taxpayers carrying the burden of Planned Parenthood.
    Roe v. Wade redefined the sovereign person as having no immortal human soul, only to make beasts of burden of mankind to be owned and culled and slave for the state.
    Who is the state to own the sovereign person who institutes the sovereign state?
    Abortion has been performed by midwives since Pharaoh. Why does any human being have to pay a half billion dollars to have his constitutional Posterity, George Washington’s constitutional Posterity slaughtered in the womb?
    The sovereign person in the womb wills to survive or he would become a miscarriage. His will to survive is proof of an immortal human soul.

  4. Prayers please for a mother of 3 who is 12 weeks pregnant with her 4th. She’s made three appointments for an abortion, but something always comes up and she hasn’t been able to make the appointments. She may be thinking of keeping this baby. Please pray for the mother and the life of her unborn child.

  5. CAM.

    My prayers are heading up.
    Sending my guardian angel to give her strength in her times of trial.
    Jesus save souls.

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