Orange Man Bad


News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his 29-hour-long testimony to Congress earlier this week, former special counsel Robert Mueller was quick to remind lawmakers that his report on Russian interference in the 2016 election did not exonerate Trump from the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln in 1865.

“Now I want to be clear,” he said, “that while this report did not find the president guilty of obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, it also does not exonerate him from the assassination of President Lincoln.” 

Confused congresspeople sat in silence, looking at one another awkwardly.

“While we couldn’t place him at Ford’s Theatre on the evening of April 14, 1865, we could not confirm he wasn’t present, either,” Mueller continued. “That is for Congress to decide.”

One congressperson asked Mueller if Trump could be charged with the crime of shooting Lincoln in the head when he leaves the White House.

Go here to read the rest.  Well why not?  The media specializes in baseless charges against Trump, and go here to read a recent example.  Actually there is as much evidence of Trump involvement in an assassination that predated his birth by 81 years as there was for his campaign in 2016 colluding with the Ruskies:  bupkis.  There is much to legitimately criticize Trump about.  The deficit-what deficit?-budget deal he just worked out with the Democrats for example.  However, what the Democrats and the Media, but I repeat myself, take aim at usually only helps Trump as it further substantiates that much of their criticism of Trump is both deranged and hypocritical.


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  1. Republicans had been afraid of the race baiting Dems and media for so long, it took a man like Trump to squash it. I doubt anyone else could have done it. Free our black brothers and sisters from mental slavery while securing the border, and the Dems are done.

  2. The budget deficit could be solved if there were a 1990s John Kasich and Newt Gingrich running the House. Problem is, we don’t have them anymore.

  3. For his next trick, Trump will make Democrats defend mass, open-air defecation on democrat-run cities’ sidewalks.

    Trump hits back with the truth. He doesn’t piss himself and run crying into a corner when they slander him.

    Somehow, they lost the rigged 2016 election, despite spying on Trump and his election committee. Then, they tried to frame Trump and his campaign committee.

    The crime is that the deep state (likely can trace it to Obama and his gang of idiot geniuses) decided to run a soft coup d’état and to emplace an “insurance policy” to certify Hillary president.

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