News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”
Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.
“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.
Go here to read the rest. All deaths relating to people investigating, or having dirt on, the Clintons must be suicides. Go here to read all about them. Nothing to see here, move along! Everyone knows that if some of them were murdered, the Russians must have been behind them!
Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody I do think some variant of what occurred in the video below might be the likeliest explanation of how Epstein was either murdered or committed suicide in a Federal high security lockup: