Friday, March 29, AD 2024 7:13am

Deal!

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China’s democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.

Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we’ve struck a deal to trade all of our country’s Communists for Hong Kong’s democratic protesters.

After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists—who didn’t complain, as they’re all for an authoritarian state—and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.

“This is the best deal, maybe ever,” said Trump. “We’ll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new commie followers, and we’ll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals.”

Go here to read the rest.  The worst thing you can do to any Communist is to force them to live in a Communist society as an ordinary subject of such a regime.

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Michelle
Michelle
Thursday, August 15, AD 2019 7:07am

Priceless!
Thanks for this much-needed levity.

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
Thursday, August 15, AD 2019 11:00am

Too bad it’s just satire.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Thursday, August 15, AD 2019 7:30pm

Dump every commie in the US on communist China. Deport them all now. And start with AOC and Bernie Sanders.

Then dump the Islamic fanatics like Ilhan Omar back to the cesspools from which they came.

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