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Greenland: A Modest Proposal

Denmark has stated that the fate of Greenland is in the hands of the Greenlanders, which is as it should be.  The US should propose to the Greenlanders a referendum:  Greenland to join the US as a US Territory with an elected governor and legislature.  US citizenship would be granted to all Greenlanders. Greenland would have a territorial representative in the House with voting rights on matters pertaining to Greenland.  On passage of the referendum every native Greenlander, man, woman and child, residing in Greenland as of August 1, 2019 would receive tax free one million US dollars.  Total cost would be approximately fifty eight billion dollars, chump, or Trump, change for the trillions of dollars of mineral and oil wealth in Greenland.  After passage of the referendum the US would provide transportation to any Greenlanders who wished to leave to any nation on Earth willing to receive them.  Since the Greenlanders would then be US citizens, they could freely relocate at any time to the US.

 

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 6:29am

A recent issue of “Bow Hunter” amagzine had an article aboutv Greenland caribou and musk ox hunting being opened to international hunters.

Double blessing, in addition to mineral wealth, we can transport millions of liberals and illegal aliens. Shh! Don’t tell the Greenlanders until after the referendum.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 7:18am

That’s actually not a bad idea. Might want to cut the cash payment back to, say, a quarter of a million or so. Just in case we get into a bidding war with Canada or something.

c matt
c matt
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 9:52am

So how would it work? If each Greenlander got $1 million (or $250K or whatever number), does that mean if they own real estate, it is now owned by the feds? Do they start paying rent? Do they get to keep a homestead allotment or something? Asking for a friend.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 2:11pm

I think it’s better we leave well-enough alone. We already have a portfolio of insular dependencies to which we might devote more care.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 2:33pm

How’d Denmark end up with Greenland anyways? Erik the Red was a Norwegian.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 2:51pm

Hey Art, maybe we can work out a straight up trade; Greenland for Puerto Rico?

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 6:40pm

???? If we bought everywhere in the world and everyone could relocate to here at will, we would have no borders.

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 8:25pm

Or, if we bought up the whole world, we could evict all the foreigners for trespassing.

winning!

Loren
Loren
Wednesday, August 21, AD 2019 10:45pm

Greenland is of tremendous strategic importance for its rare earth minerals and its geographic location. There is a Chinese company there already mining minerals. So basically the Chinese military is there already.

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