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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—Well, this is embarrassing. As Joe Biden was answering a question during CNN’s 742-hour town hall on climate change last night, his head fell off, casting doubt on his ability to lead the country effectively at his age.

The presidential candidate began responding to the question, saying, “Yeah, I think climate, uh, stuff is very important for us here in Canada, uh, a vital issue facing us here at the turn of the 19th century. In fact—whoopsy-daisy!” As his head was bobbling, well, like a bobblehead, it suddenly lunged forward and came clean off, toppling to the floor. He continued to answer the question, though he still didn’t seem to be certain where he was.

Malfunctions like this have plagued Biden’s campaign, from the time his eye peeled off revealing a horrifying lizard eye to the time both his arms started doing the Macarena uncontrollably. The constant physical errors are starting to cause some supporters to wonder if he’ll be able to hold up at all should he take the White House.

“I’m just not sure that a guy who can’t go a few minutes without his head coming clean off is in a good enough mental and physical state to run the country,” said one man CNN interviewed after the debate. “It seems like the guy in the White House should be able to retain basic information, know where he is most of the time, and not have his head tumble off his shoulders while he’s talking.”

Biden’s aides assured everyone that he is in “peak physical condition,” blaming the malfunction on defective staples in Biden’s neck.

Go here to read the rest.  I don’t know Bee.  There is much to recommend the conclusion that a headless candidate is preferable to a brainless one.

 

 

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4 Comments

  1. Tectonic plates are shifting and the planet face is changing and Joe Biden says that millions of people migrating will bring about war. And the millions of people illegally invading, migrating to the USA will not cause war?
    And we have to do something NOW…about the people bringing about all of this planet change with their living on the planet.
    So many words. Nothing said.

  2. “Sleepy Hollow wouldn’t be the same without Uncle Joe.”
    What is frightening is that the old wind bag might be believed even without his head.
    So, during an evacuation you wait for your local train and take it to safety.
    In Uncle Joe’s utopia, there will be no emergency, no war.
    In the government controll gulag the penalty for using your own car will be imprisonment in the American or world guglag for ten years.

  3. I’m so old I remember when they promised us the World would come to an end in the 1970’s. The insane ‘green new deal’ would impoverish and enslave the Middle Class, while enriching elites.

    Two thoughts.

    One, The other night’s demonstration of Dem madness was the moment President Trump won the 2020 election.

    Two, Does Trump2020 need to file an in-kind campaign contribution report based on that Dem clown show?

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