Sorry, couldn’t resist:
An 18-karat solid gold toilet worth more than $1 million was stolen early Saturday morning from a British palace that was the birthplace of Winston Churchill, police said.
The Thames Valley Police department said it received a call about the burglary at the Blenheim Palace just before 5 a.m.
A 66-year-old man has been taken into custody in connection to the crime but authorities have not located the toilet, an artwork titled “America.”
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