The Jorge Good News
The Father and The Jorge
All things have been entrusted to me by the Father. No one knows the Jorge except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Jorge and those to whom the Jorge chooses to reveal Him.
The Son and The Jorge
You now have me with you. It is now proven that Jesus of Nazareth, once having become a man, was, though a man of exceptional virtues, not at all a God. Christ as Jesus of Nazareth, was a man, not God incarnate. Once incarnate, Jesus ceased to be God and became a man until his death on the cross. I, though chosen, was chosen as a man and I remain a man, though favored, and now I am with you.
The True Gospel
Do not desert me or turn away from my gospel as the schismatics are now doing who cling to that old gospel which is really no gospel at all. These people of the past, out of touch with my gospel, are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert my truth. When these schismatics, faithful only to the past, preach that old gospel, let them be under the Jorge curse! As we have already said, so now we say again: If anybody is preaching to you that old time religion, that old gospel other than what you have heard from me, let them be under my curse!
Schisms By The Faithful
For first of all, when you come together, I hear that there are schisms among you; and I partly believe it because I know these old faithful ones too well. In clinging to the old, it is they who are in schism. It is they who are now the source of schisms and heresies that they spread among you by their divisive proclamations rejecting my teachings. They, in clinging to their old schismatic faith, make their separation manifest among you.
As Eve was deceived by the serpent’s cunning, do not allow your minds to be led astray from your simple and pure devotion to me. For if someone comes and proclaims any so-called good news other than the one now newly proclaimed, or if you receive a different spirit than the spirit of the Jorge, or a different gospel than my gospel, do not put up with it. Curse them as I do!
Jorge Ministry – Not Old Myths
Preach the Jorge word. For the time is here when many of the old and ancient schisms do not accept sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires to return to the past, they gather around them a great number of false teachers of the old ways to say what their itching ears want to hear. They turn their ears away from the new truth and turn back to the old myths. But you whom I have elevated, keep your head in all situations, endure hardship, do the work of a true evangelist, discharge all the duties of your Jorge ministry.
False Teachers Deny Heaven For Everyone
Some devote themselves to myths and depart from the new truths. This is meaningless talk. They want to be teachers, but they do not know what they are talking about or what they so confidently affirm.
Anyone who teaches that not all are welcome in paradise is a false teacher. The good news is that no one is condemned forever. Eternal condemnation is not the logic of the true gospel. An everlasting hell of fire is not good news.
Do you not know that wrongdoers can inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived!
We now know that paradise is for everyone – for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders, for men who sleep with boys, women who forsake natural sexual relations for unnatural ones with women, men who abandon natural relations with women and are inflamed with lust for one another, liars, fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, male prostitutes, sodomites, the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, those who practice magic arts, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, revilers, robbers and perjurers, [but not the schismatics] who need only be contrite for the past without changing their lives in the future. This conforms to my good news concerning the coming glory of the blessed, which has been entrusted to me.
Wrath is being revealed from heaven against all the schismatics who deny me and suppress the Jorge truth by their wickedness. They have exchanged my truth for the old lies.
Prayer
I appeal to you, brothers and sisters that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind, in thought, and in proclaiming the Jorge good news by your words and by your actions. I have been sent to preach this gospel. Pray for me to have the strength, the wisdom, and courage to do so.
Man oh man, you sure hit that one on the nose. Really creepy because it’s pretty much…..true…..of Frankie, aka Jorge. Heavy sigh. I think I’ll pray the Rosary now.
Pope Francis believe that he is the Good News. I believe ,he is a wrecked ball.
Yup, that’s Jorge Bergoglio’s “gospel.” The Bergoglian paraphrase of Sacred Scripture was well done!
You forgot to include the 250+ pages of carpet bombing as found in Amoris laetitia, before the Errors are mentioned.
Thanks Don, this perfectly described the greatest ill afflicting society today. The elevation and adoration of ones thought. This is not unique to JB. We are all afflicted with this to some extent but it almost seems that today, Satan has made one’s personal intellect, the personal opinion/ideology, however limited or brilliant, god-like and NO ONE has the right to disagree with “Me”. We see it on both ends of the ideological spectrum but more so on the educated, liberal left. It is manifested massively on college campuses as they are the newly corrupted “babies”. Politics, abortion, LGXYZ issues, climate change, heck, from mass murders all the way down to road rage. Not only are you NOT allowed to think differently than I, you CANNOT be allowed to express why you think differently. Yes, we have always had the sin of pride but it seems it has taken on a whole new dimension.
I do not recall the apparition as it was/is a relatively low-key case but in the 1990’s there was a stigmatist in Central America under investigation by the Church. A woman would receive the wounds of Christ from Good Friday through Corpus Christi. During this time she claims she would receive messages from Our Lord. The community around her asked her to ask our Lord which sin most offends Him today. They began their own litany of sins claiming “this” one must be it; abortion, homosexuality, lust, greed, etc. After the feast of Corpus Christi they asked the person if she asked “the question”. Whether one believed the authenticity of what was happening or not, her reply was deafening… “human arrogance”.
How about the Greta Good News?
Tim-Thank you for reading and commenting. How about this for Greta and other demonic totailitarians [redundant?]:
https://the-american-catholic.com/2019/09/26/save-us-saviors-of-the-world/
and
https://the-american-catholic.com/2019/09/27/yes-we-will-save-you/
Guy, Texas
Well done. This is not satirical, it’s disturbingly accurate.
I’m wondering about something. The Antichrist is someone who claims to be the Messiah, although I believe that Antichrist will be said to perform miracles. How close is this guy to the definition of Antichrist? Is he widely considered to be the False Prophet Forerunner? Where the hell are we in the apocalypse.
The correct pronoun for “anybody” is “he,”, not “they.”