Donald R. McClarey

Fall Back

We’ve gone back to God’s time thank Him. The silliest thing I know of is daylight saving time. Why don’t they get up with me? Harry Truman, October 2, 1947, letter to Bess Truman As you “gain” an hour of

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Donald R. McClarey

Relieved Constitution

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:   WASHINGTON, D.C.—Reports from the National Archives in Washington, D.C. indicate that the U.S. Constitution was breathing a sigh of relief this evening as Beto O’Rourke announced he was leaving the

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Donald R. McClarey

Prayers For Our Dead

O happy fault that earned for us so great, so glorious a Redeemer. Exsultet       All Souls Day is a  good time to start a post where we can pray for our dead: Eternal rest grant unto them,

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Donald R. McClarey

Saint of the Day Quote: Blessed John Bodey

Indeede, I have been sufficiently censured, for I have been condemned twice; if you may make the hearing of a Blessed Mass treason, or the saying of an Ave Maria treason, you may make what you please treason… I acknowledge

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Donald R. McClarey

PopeWatch: Alexander VI

From Purgatory Pope Alexander VI called a press conference: I would like to thank so many members of the media for coming.  I realize many of you are quite familiar with the Infernal Regions, but the trip to Purgatory is

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Donald R. McClarey

Perry Mason Theme Song

Something for the weekend.  Few television shows have had a more distinctive theme song than Perry Mason. Fred Steiner wrote the song known as Park Avenue Beat. The tune was written in a jazzy style because he expected Mason to

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