News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CAMBRIDGE, MA—After Lisa Page finally spoke out against President Trump, masterfully painting herself as the target of Trump’s oppression and misogyny, Harvard University quickly hired the former FBI lawyer to teach an upper-level course on how to turn yourself into the victim in any situation.
The course will cover various situations, from getting caught having an affair with a co-worker to conspiring to overthrow a republic, and teach students how to make themselves out to be the victim in any of these scenarios.Â
“The way Page had an affair and then conspired with her lover to sabotage a democratic election and THEN made herself out to be the victim — that’s the kind of expertise we look for here at our prestigious university,” said a spokesperson. “This is the sort of 4D chess we need to teach our students.”
Harvard staff praised Page for harnessing the left’s hate against Trump and using it to generate sympathy for herself.
Go here to read the rest. Trump’s historical function is to take institutions like the FBI and reveal the extensive rot within. Trump’s enemies often call him a threat to democracy. The real threat to democracy is a politicized and weaponized federal bureaucracy seeking to overturn a presidential election by any means.
Truth, beauty, goodness, virtues, and oaths trampled for an unearned paycheck and for having partners and higher education in the trampling.
Somewhere, Matt Lauer is wishing he’d have thought of turning himself into the victim of the legions of predatory women lurking the halls of NBC.
The locking door button under the desk was meant to keep them out!