Friday, March 29, AD 2024 1:21am

The Bee Gets Political

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

Every election, The Babylon Bee editorial board sees fit to endorse the very best choice for the nation. In 2016, back before Seth Dillon bought the site and stopped us from doing Christian satire, we endorsed Kirk Cameron. In 2018, we endorsed the cast of The West Wing for Congress. This was ultimately a mistake because it turns out they are actors and not actual politicians. Oura culpa.

This year, we are taking the unprecedented step of endorsing someone who’s not even running: that lady who screamed during Trump’s inauguration.

We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.

While others only have empty policy proposals and expensive healthcare plans, Screaming at Sky Lady has the ideal solution for everything: just screaming at the sky. Other candidates’ ideas could harm the country and send us plummeting into a socialist nightmare. Screaming at the sky, by way of contrast, never hurt anyone and is fun to watch.

Or take an issue like the border crisis: President Trump wants to build a hateful wall. Other Democrats want to welcome immigrants with open arms. Screaming at the Sky Lady will just scream at the sky. The end result is the same, of course, but again, at least we’ll get to laugh instead of addressing the issue.

Go here to read the rest.  The Scream Queen, wailing incoherently, is certainly speaking more sense that any of the Democrat candidates.

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Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Tuesday, January 21, AD 2020 7:04am

Trigglypuff’s little sister, Trigglyflake?

Certainly a bolder endorsement than the NYT.

George Haberberger
George Haberberger
Tuesday, January 21, AD 2020 9:11am

I would love to know the identity of that woman because her face has launched a thousand memes. I pasted it into Google Image Search but that only brought up images of screaming people.

Guy
Guy
Wednesday, January 22, AD 2020 6:56am

She? Genderist pigs assume he/she/it is she. Guy, Texas

GUY MCCLUNG
GUY MCCLUNG
Wednesday, January 22, AD 2020 7:21am

She? Lady? Genderist pigs! Hate criminals! Off to my safe space where the sun don’t shine and the snowflakes no melt. Guy, Texas

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