Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 10:39am

Granite State Gulag

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed his thanks to an adoring crowd of Bolsheviks and college students. Also present was a contingent of lying dog-faced pony soldiers, who flipped their support to Bernie after Biden’s recent gaffe.

“I happen to believe,” Senator Sanders began, “that the re-education of racists and freedom lovers from the middle of the country will be essential to healing and remaking this nation. That is why I am pleased to announce that we will build our very first re-education facility right here in the great state of New Hampshire.”

Wild cheers broke out from the crowd as Bernie supporters were moved by this great honor.

Sanders promised that this brand new camp will be tuition-free, and will provide unlimited government cheese, flour, and abortions to both men and women.

Bernie Sanders Campaign staffers were quick to inform him that such a facility may be redundant since the famous Dartmouth College Re-Education Camp already exists in New Hampshire. “That’s no problem,” said Bernie. “Just throw up some barbed wire around Dartmouth, build a train track for the cattle cars, and we’re done!”

Go here to read the rest.  Oh, this campaign is going to be fun!

 

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Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Thursday, February 13, AD 2020 7:42am

I know it isn’t, but that song in the commercial sounds like the communist anthem International!

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Thursday, February 13, AD 2020 7:54am

NH State Motto: “Live Free Or Die.” These people think both liberty and death are horrid outcomes.

The US Constitution does not provide for an elective dictatorship. Live free or die may become reality.

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