The Bee Endorses Bloomberg

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

We are proud to announce that we are placing all of our support behind Mike Bloomberg for president in the 2020 election. He’s the only candidate that can save our country and look cool while doing it!

Sure, he’ll hand out pallets of cash to anyone that so much as looks in his general direction, but we’re not influenced by that. We respect a man of his stature and frankly, all the other candidates come up short in comparison. Truly we couldn’t care less about him paying off our mortgages and buying us an Olympic-sized pool — that’s just what pals like Ol’ Mike do.

We polled everyone on staff and they all said that they wanted a candidate they could look up to. Someone whose economic policies definitely wouldn’t end record-breaking employment numbers or cause our stocks to go down. And we are sick and tired of being able to defend ourselves and our families in this sick 2nd amendment-loving, free country. So that’s why we need Mike Bloomberg (May he live forever) to come and take all of our scary and evil guns away.

In fact, we used to think that Trump is cool because he had all that money, but whoa, were we wrong. Bloomberg has way more money than that peasant Donald Trump. And with that much money, he must be really smart and right about everything. He couldn’t possibly be that rich and wrong!

Again, we are in no way sponsored by Mike Bloomberg (May all his enemies crumble). But in other news, we are considering changing our name to the Bloomberg Bee. We just love him that much!

Go here to read the rest.  Bloomberg has said that he will spend two billion of his 58 billion to defeat Trump.  My guess as of today.  After a hard fought campaign the Democrats have their worst convention since the Klanbake of 1924, and  nominate Sanders.  Bloomberg, who is too old to run again and who has an ego the size of a small planet, bolts the convention and runs independent.  Eventually he spends more than two billion dollars on this Quixotic Ross Perot imitation.  Trump romps to an electoral college landslide, rivaling Reagan’s in 1980.  Trump gets re-elected and Mike Bloomberg pays for it.  Thanks Mike!

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  1. My comment on Peggy Nonnan’s WSJ column 2-13-20

    For sure “He (Bloomberg) Could Do This. Uphill, but He Could Win.”

    My bet is Bloomberg will be the nominee. His political posture will be a father image to Trump’s Tweeting bratty child. And the Bernie Democrats have so much enmity for Trump they will throw in the towel for Bloomberg in a brokered convention.

    Donald wake up. This is real. Get hold of yourself, stop the Tweeting and act more Presidential. You could lose. And our country would be the worst for it.

  2. With social media President Trump has ink barrel parity with the legacy media. Until the left gives up its Alinskyite tactics I don’t see how Trump can deescalate his rhetoric. The Alinskyite tactics of the left greatly predates the Trump presidency. The left is only able to stomach the establishment Republicans because they usually practice unilateral disarmament. The media only has to wag their fingers at them and they roll over and play dead. Trump’s brash behavior during the 2016 debates brought this into clear view. The people saw what a fighter looks like.

  3. He doesn’t need to stop the tweeting necessarily, but he does need to be more judicious with it. Don’t let any of them get under his skin – stay away from personal attacks (although a well placed jocular barb that is not too vicious might not hurt) and tout your accomplishments (real or imagined).

  4. Mike Doomberg acts like he saved NYC from the 9/11 terrorists. His extreme abortion position, his gun grabbing, his anti coal nonsense makes him just another coastal leftist.
    The rest of the US is sick and tired of leftists.

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